Sunday, April 01, 2007


That's it. I have had ENOUGH.
  • No more fiber in my nose so much that I sneeze technicolor.
  • No more yarn ends sticking to my cat's butt from the static.
  • No more husband eyebrows going up at the thought of buying yarn for more than a buck a skein.
  • No more taking time off from work to travel to the cold-as-heck mountains to knit.
  • No more stash giving me the guilts everytime I walk into my so-called-craftroom-more-like-dumping-grounds-for-stuff-I-don't-know-what-else-to-do-with room.
  • No more running to the LYS for yet another one-last-skein because I can never buy enough.
  • No more Cheetos Sweater from Hell patterns to kick my butt.

I'm giving away all my yarn and supplies to Goodwill.

NOT! April Fools! Bwahahahahahahahah!!!


Anonymous said...

I knew this had to be an April Fool's joke as soon as I read the part about buying yarn for no more than a buck!

LMardenNH said...

If you knew my husband, it wouldn't be as obvious! The biggest mistake I ever made was to take him into a yarn shop. He had no idea that yarn wasn't just Red Heart anymore until I took him into Patternworks!!

YogaGardenGirl said...

God, you had me upset there for a minute! I thought I was going to have to call you and start ranting!