Monday, April 30, 2007

Nothing that Takes a D Battery???

WARNING: This post may contain some material only suitable for adults with a sense of humor. If you are not an adult, or you are easily offended, move on, please.

The Lovely Gina invited us all over this past Saturday for an afternoon of knitting - but to kick off the day, she had a naughty toys party. I have to be careful about the pics I post here, but rest assured that there are more lascivious shots just waiting for any one of the guests or Gina to run for President. BOY could I rake in some blackmail green.

Between the drinkin',



















and the eatin'
















and the fondlin',





we actually did get some knittin' done.







But before that, we got to play with TOYS. This is probably the safest picture - but even this little bugger is well, let's say, really FRIENDLY. I'm looking forward to making friends with it myself - it's going to be here this week. You know, for my sore neck. I type all day. It's a thing.











What Happens in ManchVegas, Stays in ManchVegas.

To finish this one off, here is a great shot of our soon to be married knitbuds. Let's hope they never stop finding each other really amusing.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Bloggie, Bloggie!


Bloggie bloggie??? - I think this is Gina's way of saying that I haven't blogged for awhile. So G, this one's for you.

Memoranza
April 14, 2007

By the way, I had an excuse. Lost my camera. Found it tonight.


So a few posts back I mentioned I was going scrappadoodling. It was a very productive day.

Got to the First Cong. Church in Kingston about 8:30, and Melissa had everything under control. Gotta give her her props - she has this business down to an art. Settled right in with my large-caramel-latte-with-skim-milk and got to work. Well, grabbed a warm toffee/pecan/walnut brownie from the pan I baked to bring over. Brownies. For breakfast. Did I say this was a good day?

Lisa showed up a little later, only getting a little lost along the way.
Melissa demonstrated Creative Memories' Memory Manager software, and I liked the looks of it so much I actually unwrapped and installed it (the copy I got last October) when I got home. Very cool software for seeking out and organizing all the pictures on your hard drive. I had 23,000 pictures when I ran the search feature. Holy CRAP. But with the help of this program you can weed out the duplicates, get rid of the stinky shots, and organize the rest into folders to print for albums, or to create a StoryBook.
Just about finished Aunt Joyce's album. All it really needs is a once-over by cousin Sue, who just became a grandmother, by the way. Does that fact make me look old?!?!?!?


This is the cover page - traced the heart shaped CM Custom Cutting System pattern, and used ivy and flower and birthday stickers to fill it in.


At the cookout back in August I put out journaling boxes and had all the guests write birthday greetings to put in the album. The kids definitely got more into it than the adults, but everyone left a note to scrap.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Note to Husband

A sump pump works a WHOLE lot BETTER if the hose isn't crimped shut by the garage door.

Just thought I'd share.

Your Loving Wife.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Goin' Scrappin Tomorrow - Uh Huh.

Yup. Tomorrow is Memoranza 2007. <>

Tomorrow I pick up scrapping projects I haven't looked at since the last Memoranza. And take them to the First Congregational Church in Kingston, to join my buddy Lisa and about 25 other women in 10 HOURS of scrapping.

No mens wanting to be fed.
No catseses wanting to be fed.
No choreseses.

Life is sweet.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Sleep. I remember sleep.

12:45 am, Tuesday morning.

I remember when sleep was a given.
I remember when naps were an annoyance. Who could possibly think it was sane to sleep in broad daylight?
I remember when I could pull all nighters studying and / or partying, go to classes the next day and make it to the next evening before it became crucial to hit the pillow.

What is it about getting older that turns this free and easy relationship with sleep on its ass?

Gonna go back to bed now - see what's on cable.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sunday, April 01, 2007

NO MAS!!!

That's it. I have had ENOUGH.
  • No more fiber in my nose so much that I sneeze technicolor.
  • No more yarn ends sticking to my cat's butt from the static.
  • No more husband eyebrows going up at the thought of buying yarn for more than a buck a skein.
  • No more taking time off from work to travel to the cold-as-heck mountains to knit.
  • No more stash giving me the guilts everytime I walk into my so-called-craftroom-more-like-dumping-grounds-for-stuff-I-don't-know-what-else-to-do-with room.
  • No more running to the LYS for yet another one-last-skein because I can never buy enough.
  • No more Cheetos Sweater from Hell patterns to kick my butt.


I'm giving away all my yarn and supplies to Goodwill.










NOT! April Fools! Bwahahahahahahahah!!!

ManchVegas goes InterState!

Last Saturday, a large contingent of the ManchVegas Knitting group crossed over the line - we headed to York, ME to join the new owners of the Yarn Sellar for a day of knitting. If the world wasn't a really funny place, I wouldn't be able to say "We" here. I had absolutely no intention of meeting the girls anywhere - never mind Maine. But like I say, the world is a funny place.

Pretty much the first words out of my DH's mouth really pissed me off that morning. You know how it is. Sometimes it isn't their fault, sometimes it is, but that doesn't matter. He cheesed me off and then went out to do a few errands. I decided, in my abundant maturity, that I wasn't going to be home when he got back, so I hit the road.

It was already turning into a great day - the weather was fantastic, I had a full tank of gas, I just got paid - know what I mean? When anything feels possible?

So I took my butt out to breakfast at one of my favorite places - Betty's Kitchen on Route 1 in Hampton. Yum - O. If you leave this place hungry, it's because you are stupid. Plain and simple. Had the crepes with ham, asparagus and Hollandaise, some great coffee, and juice. Sat in a little corner at a tiny table, watched people (a favorite hobby), and knit.

Then had to do a little shopping, so went to WalMart in Portsmouth - see, moving north, stars falling into alignment - and in the lot on the way out, called my lovely sister in law, Anita. Told her I was annoyed with her brother in law, and asked if she wanted to come out and do girly things. We agreed to meet at Stonewall Kitchen for lunch.

See? York? It's kismet!

We spent way too much money at Stonewall and had a really nice light lunch in their cafe, and as we were leaving, she said the magic words.

"Hey - there's a new yarn store opened just up in the next plaza - want to check it out?"

"Uh, OK," I replied - like she had to twist my arm.

And there it was - the Yarn Sellar.

The place is gorgeous. Full of all the luxury yarns and tools you could need. But it was made Nirvana by the long wooden tables down the center of the store, and by the people sitting there.
My peeps! Gina was actually standing with her back to me near the door, so I snuck up and planted a wet one on her cheek. Can't help it. She's kissable.

This really was a coincidence. I knew the girls were traveling, but I knew I wasn't joining them, so I didn't pay attention to the emails full of plans about the trip. I thought they were heading further north, like to Halcyon or somewhere up there.

And even as we were walking into the store, I was telling Anita that this would be a nice day trip for the group. DUH.

Turns out some reporters had just left, after interviewing the new owners and our group, as well as a Chicks with Sticks group that meets there too.

Here's the article link.

I also missed lunch with them, but joined them to knit until about 5:30, then headed home. My DH sulked a bit, but cheered up when he saw the stuff I got for him. Boys. Chocolate covered Peeps will do it every time. Anita didn't hang around long, but I am hoping to be able to convince her to join me there soon for an afternoon of knitting.

Plus, like he always says, "Forgiveness is easier to get than permission."